February 2012
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lilmamataco asked: You're not funny.
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Duh.
Stop being so fucking stupid and understand my...
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So the homeless man I have the hots for, who hangs out at the corner store by my house talked to me today. He asked how old I was, and when I told him I was 20 he responded with “Really? COOL!”
He knows I’m legal now. OMG. I’m not going to wear any underwear the next time I go buy a lottery ticket for my dad.
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What the fuck am I suppose to put on a resume when I haven’t done a single thing in three years?
Special skills: reblogging pictures of butts, and staring at shit I want but will never own.
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I just want my laptop to overheat so I can cuddle with it.
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